naomi1 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 1. Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.2. There'd be a cure for stretch marks3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.5. All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness.6. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.7. Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment8. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute9. Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.10. Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags11. They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."12. Paternity suits would be a line of clothes13. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months14. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.15. Women would rule the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 :eek: if men got pregnant , id be a lesbian:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 Originally posted by koky :eek: if men got pregnant , id be a lesbian:D You are too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Originally posted by naomi1 You are too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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