naomi1 Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 > A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about> the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the> child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't> tell me!" Confused, the father asks what's wrong. "Oh,> dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the> 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the> 'There's no Easter> Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the> 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to> tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left > to live for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 now that's a good one. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 16 Author Report Share Posted July 16 I know! I was LMAO when I first read this joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 :laugh: naombomb hurry up !!! you got till 12 to get 1000 posts !! now get movin !! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by koky :laugh: naombomb hurry up !!! you got till 12 to get 1000 posts !! now get movin !! :D I guess I missed my deadline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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