naomi1 Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 A Nebraska Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north ofthe Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he wasspeeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and hewas on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to belate.The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driverwould do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on aheadand didn't have anything to juggle.The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad carand asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so thedeputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squadcar, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went overto the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed himdoing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked thedrunk what he thought he was doing.The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, there’s no way inhell I can pass that test." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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