Drunk Driving Test...

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A Nebraska Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of

the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was

speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he

was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be

late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver

would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead

and didn't have anything to juggle.

The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car

and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the

deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad

car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over

to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed him

doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the

drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, there’s no way in

hell I can pass that test."