tinybutterfli Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I'm sure Vicman & Kuro already saw this on EZdreamer but I thought I'd post it over here. If you are bored go ahead and take this quiz. I scored a 62. I'm looking for any takers that will help me up my score HOW SLEAZY ARE YOU? add up points for yes answers only! (1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point (2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points (3) Ever tried alcohol? 1 point (4) Ever been drunk? 2 points (5) Ever play drinking games? 2 points (6) Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points (7) Ever drink enogh to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point (8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points (9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8 points (10) Ever participated in/finishd a pub brawl? 5 points (11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points) (12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points (13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried (14) Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points (15) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points (16) Ever sell drugs? 8 points (17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points (18) Ever used barbituates? 8 points (19) Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points (20) Ever used narcotics? 10 points (21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points (22) Ever been on a date? 2 points (23) Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points (24) Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points (25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points (26) Ever paid for sex? 8 points (27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points (28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points (29) Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points (30) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points (31) Ever engage in th 69 position? 4 points (32) Ever contract an STD? 12 points (33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points (34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points (35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points (36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points (37) Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points (38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points (39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points (40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8 points (41) Ever used sex toys? 6 points (42) Ever pass out during sex? 5 points (43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points (44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points (45) Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points (46) Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball-1 point toes---2 points ears---1 point (47) Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points (48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points (49) Does necrophelia pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points (50) Ever been arrested? 8 points bonus: If convicted 7 points SCORING: 0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you. 21-40 You barely make our scale. 41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. 61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. 101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt. 131-160 You're enjoying life to the max. 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? 200+ You're going straight to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 86! Damn, guess I'm just a normal joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 you only scored a 67??? uh oh...i scored a 105, and i consider myself a lot more innocent than some others on this board... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I'm going straight to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by MadamMillie you only scored a 67??? uh oh...i scored a 105, and i consider myself a lot more innocent than some others on this board... well a lot of those drug questions were Nos for me since I've only ever tried one drug in my life... but damn did I score high on those drinking ones *lol* And I was once removed from a bar. But I don't remember it.... I was carried out apparently by a bouncer... oy! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by malanee I'm going straight to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway! i'll miss u:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster1981 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by tinybutterfli I'm sure Vicman & Kuro already saw this on EZdreamer but I thought I'd post it over here. If you are bored go ahead and take this quiz. I scored a 62. I'm looking for any takers that will help me up my score 62 its not bad compare to my 122 I guess i'm a sleazy one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by MadamMillie i'll miss u:( Don't worry Mils, with my score I'm pretty sure I can get you a VIP pass to hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? How can anyone judge this kind of thing. I hate taking tests like these. I feel so dirty now. 172!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by malanee I'm going straight to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway! Was it the Necrophilia/beastiality question that threw you over the edge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 61...i guess i'm pretty normal...i can just imagine tinybutterfli in a pub brawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 200+, straight to hell! Knew it would happen, so it doesn't keep me up at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by crank47 200+, straight to hell! Knew it would happen, so it doesn't keep me up at night. At least I'm in good company! Or is that bad company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by vicman 61...i guess i'm pretty normal...i can just imagine tinybutterfli in a pub brawl Wtf a 61, I bet a Priest would score higher then that. I'm right around 200,I lost track well after 170, I need a calculator..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by malanee At least I'm in good company! Or is that bad company? Now we know who the sex-crazed, homo/bi-sexual, dead-animal- cousin-loving, drug dealing criminals are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by malanee At least I'm in good company! Or is that bad company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragongrrrl Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 105, i think, but i'm pretty sure i lost count once or twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by dragongrrrl 105, i think, but i'm pretty sure i lost count once or twice. Damn people, maybe I should change my name to TinyAngel Um, yeah riiiiiiiiight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by vicman i can just imagine tinybutterfli in a pub brawl you have no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I don't believe in hell...but some of the things on that list are heavenly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by tinybutterfli you have no idea Originally posted by tinybutterfli you have no idea when tinybf hits a pub:after 30min: after 1hr: aftre 3hrs: after 4hrs: at the end of the night: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by vicman when tinybf hits a pub:after 30min: after 1hr: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by vicman when tinybf hits a pub:aftre 3hrs: after 4hrs: at the end of the night: hahahahaha! i don't get violent though vic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by MadamMillie you only scored a 67??? uh oh...i scored a 105, and i consider myself a lot more innocent than some others on this board... You have to know the meaning of innocent first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 121 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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