koky Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 this guy is flying down the road, & he comes over a bridge. sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge & pulls him over... the cop walks over to the guys car & asks "Whats the hurry ?"the guy says " im late for work !"what do you do ? asks the cop.... well he says , im a rectal stretcher !! what ?? says the cop , a rectal stretcher ?? yeah , i start with one finger, then work my way up to 2 fingers... eventually i get one hand in , then 2 hands, & i slowly stretch it until its 6 feet wide ." the cop asks "what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"well , you give him a radar gun & park him on one end of a bridge :D THANK YOU VERY MUCH !! ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by koky this guy is flying down the road, & he comes over a bridge. sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge & pulls him over... the cop walks over to the guys car & asks "Whats the hurry ?"the guy says " im late for work !"what do you do ? asks the cop.... well he says , im a rectal stretcher !! what ?? says the cop , a rectal stretcher ?? yeah , i start with one finger, then work my way up to 2 fingers... eventually i get one hand in , then 2 hands, & i slowly stretch it until its 6 feet wide ." the cop asks "what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"well , you give him a radar gun & park him on one end of a bridge :D THANK YOU VERY MUCH !! ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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