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Porn Under a Bad Sign

During most births, the doctor only shouts, "I can see the head!" once. Later this year in New Zealand, any number of people will be screaming that line multiple times. The cause? Plans have been announced to film a porn movie which will include a live birth. A pregnant Kiwi says she sees nothing wrong with combining the miracle of life and some kind of gonzo boner buffet. The Northland woman, known as "Nicky," has caused a public outcry. Children's commissioner Roger McClay says he will try to stop the film from being made. He also plans to ask the Department of Child Youth and Family to take custody of the baby if it's born on camera. Local sources quote "Nicky" as saying, "I find all the outrage quite amusing. I'm not doing anything illegal, we're not breaking any laws. It's my choice. If you don't like it, don't watch it. There's no way that I would ever abuse my child." She plans to resist any attempts by social workers to take her child into care: "If they're going to try and take my child off me, they're going to have one hell of a [cock?] fight." The film's producer, Stephen Crow, said: "Birth is the inevitable consequence of sex, and yet we're not allowed to show the two things in the same footage." Other "inevitable consequences" of sex, which probably wouldn't be well received, to say nothing of "allowed" in a skin flick, include keeping used condoms away from the dog and wondering if you have a reputation.

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