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I cant afford it I get them fo rfree.

my father has a customer that is the vp of something... and she hooks us up big time.

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its not only that... I could use my imagination, but even the girls dont do it for me... they are all blonde with big FAKE tits and airbrushed like a cartoon. I feel like I am jerking off to a mannequin catalog.

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Oooh, mannequin catalog. Good point! That is what it's like.

I don't know, though, it doesn't look realistic, I mean, the girls or the scenarios. You know, naked in a convertable 1952 Rolls Royce, reading a book with one stocking on... But I think that makes it kind of fun. Like a daydream fantasy or something. If you wanted real chicks, you could just opt for real life rather than a mag...

But I could do with less fake chested blondes.

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Originally posted by gabo

the girls dont do it for me...

the guys do?

;)

no, seriously, I agree with you on this... playboy is such a joke... I grew up in the generation of internet porn and dvd videos... playboy is like reading material for when your plane is delayed, or you're waiting for an interview or something...

might as well put it on the coffee table...

;)

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Originally posted by joeg

might as well put it on the coffee table...

;)

I do! I have been for several years. I used to keep them away to be considerate to the ladies, but then the ladies found out I had a bunch and said they wanted to look at em. They have fun seeing which underwear they'd like to get and guessing which models have fake boobs.

Now I keep em out and people always thumb through em when they stop by. But I'm tired of getting shit from people when the pages stick together from static. It's STATIC electricity, people! God!

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