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1.I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day

long.

2.(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you

out of these wet

clothes.

3.Nice legs...what time do they open?

4.Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you

checking out my

package.

5.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7.I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm

the only one

talking

to

you.

8.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big

Breasted Bed Thrasher,

have

you seen one?

9.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman

on earth

tonight.

10.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the

hell outta me.

11.I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

12.Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway

to heaven?

13.You might not be the best looking girl here, but

beauty is only a

light

switch away.

14.You must be the limp doctor because I've got a

stiffy.

15.I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,

and even farther

for

that thing you do with your tongue.

16.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could

be you by

morning.

17.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going

to suck itself.

18.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

19.You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

20.Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap

on my bedroom

floor.

21.My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be

screaming it later.

22.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I

walk by again?

23.Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking

for me.

24.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and

talk to you.

25.I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much

have you been

drinking?

26.Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why,

don't you like

pizza?

27.Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't

go home without

me.

28. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can

see myself in them

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does anyone really use any of these?

i think "hi" is still the best opener.

for me, there are 2 deliveries of it though.

if i feel "don juan" i remember when i held a chick i really liked in my arms carassing her. then i remember how i would look at her, how close i would be, how i would speak to her tonality-wise, how i would touch her, etc. i get myself into state and then, with all that in mind, i approach and say "hi". just that. speaks VOLUMES cause 85% of your communication is body language and tonality (=defined by your state) and only 15% of it are the actual words. then i proceed to speak to her in that state of "love", i touch her like it, my tonality is like it, etc. until her state adapts to mine. in which case i´m IN :)

when i feel "porno guy" (most of the time :tongue:;) ) i remember fucking a girl AGGRESSIVELY, i get myself into state the same way as above, how i would look at her, tonality, etc. and communicate in that "state" to her till hers adapts to mine. you gotta be "you better push me away, stay by me and i WILL fuck your brains out. if you don´t want that, push me away NOW or it´s TOO LATE!". this works EXTREMLY well btw. you can easily take her home after 40-60mins when you do this correct.

give it a try guys, works like a charm

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Originally posted by nychunk

You have any Russian in you?

No?

Do you want some?

Yeah but what if the girl says yea I do.....??

My fave is "Ummm I kinda forgot my number......could I have yours?"

...so corny but I think its funny.....if a guy actually said this to me I'd just have to give my number (well it might not be the real one but its still a number)

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I'm never one for pick up lines! I've found women are much more receptive when you introduce yourself or send them a drink. A friend of mine told me about a pick up line she'd heard one night when she was out, she liked it so I figured I'd give it a shot.

I was having drinks in a bar one night, caught the girl next to one of my friends smiling at me, flipping her hair, sending hints, etc. I told her that she looked like my first wife (praying she'd ask how many times I've been married). She grinned and said, how many times have you been married? I said, none! She smiled and said, sit down. She loved it and couldnt resist!

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Originally posted by njdionysus

I'm never one for pick up lines! I've found women are much more receptive when you introduce yourself or send them a drink. A friend of mine told me about a pick up line she'd heard one night when she was out, she liked it so I figured I'd give it a shot.

I was having drinks in a bar one night, caught the girl next to one of my friends smiling at me, flipping her hair, sending hints, etc. I told her that she looked like my first wife (praying she'd ask how many times I've been married). She grinned and said, how many times have you been married? I said, none! She smiled and said, sit down. She loved it and couldnt resist!

Def a very good one.....flirtatious without being obnoxious and very cute:D

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Originally posted by njdionysus

I'm never one for pick up lines! I've found women are much more receptive when you introduce yourself or send them a drink. A friend of mine told me about a pick up line she'd heard one night when she was out, she liked it so I figured I'd give it a shot.

I was having drinks in a bar one night, caught the girl next to one of my friends smiling at me, flipping her hair, sending hints, etc. I told her that she looked like my first wife (praying she'd ask how many times I've been married). She grinned and said, how many times have you been married? I said, none! She smiled and said, sit down. She loved it and couldnt resist!

oooh i like i like!

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