HAZE Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 1.I wish you were a door so I could bang you all daylong.2.(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get youout of these wetclothes.3.Nice legs...what time do they open?4.Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw youchecking out mypackage.5.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?6.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?7.I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'mthe only one talkingtoyou.8.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BigBreasted Bed Thrasher, haveyou seen one?9.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest womanon earth tonight.10.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow thehell outta me.11.I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.12.Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairwayto heaven?13.You might not be the best looking girl here, butbeauty is only a lightswitch away.14.You must be the limp doctor because I've got astiffy.15.I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,and even farther forthat thing you do with your tongue.16.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I couldbe you by morning.17.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just goingto suck itself.18.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.19.You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?20.Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heapon my bedroom floor.21.My name is (name)...remember that, you'll bescreaming it later.22.Do you believe in love at first sight or should Iwalk by again?23.Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were lookingfor me.24.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over andtalk to you.25.I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how muchhave you been drinking?26.Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why,don't you like pizza?27.Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn'tgo home without me.28. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I cansee myself in them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 I'm cute, you're cute......what's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by darrellg 17.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just goingto suck itself.I like that one the best! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 my all time fave has got to be either:baby, is that a keg in your pants? cause i'd like to tap that *ss!!!OR...nice shoes. wanna f*ck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 "your so beautiful" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 24 Author Report Share Posted July 24 I like this one:(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get youout of these wetclothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by suthrnbelle nice shoes. wanna f*ck? Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 You have any Russian in you? No?Do you want some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 does anyone really use any of these?i think "hi" is still the best opener. for me, there are 2 deliveries of it though. if i feel "don juan" i remember when i held a chick i really liked in my arms carassing her. then i remember how i would look at her, how close i would be, how i would speak to her tonality-wise, how i would touch her, etc. i get myself into state and then, with all that in mind, i approach and say "hi". just that. speaks VOLUMES cause 85% of your communication is body language and tonality (=defined by your state) and only 15% of it are the actual words. then i proceed to speak to her in that state of "love", i touch her like it, my tonality is like it, etc. until her state adapts to mine. in which case i´m IN when i feel "porno guy" (most of the time ) i remember fucking a girl AGGRESSIVELY, i get myself into state the same way as above, how i would look at her, tonality, etc. and communicate in that "state" to her till hers adapts to mine. you gotta be "you better push me away, stay by me and i WILL fuck your brains out. if you don´t want that, push me away NOW or it´s TOO LATE!". this works EXTREMLY well btw. you can easily take her home after 40-60mins when you do this correct.give it a try guys, works like a charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 (Say while a girl is walking down the street drinking something)That's not good for you, I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 a friend of a friend had a guy use the following one on her last week in a lounge:"just close your eyes and let the music take control"WTF?!?!?! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by tastey does anyone really use any of these?I certainly hope not... but that's not really the point of this thread, Don Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by hoke I certainly hope not... but that's not really the point of this thread, Don Juan... eh, but isn´t it much more interesting to talk about what really works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by nychunk You have any Russian in you? No?Do you want some? Yeah but what if the girl says yea I do.....??My fave is "Ummm I kinda forgot my number......could I have yours?"...so corny but I think its funny.....if a guy actually said this to me I'd just have to give my number (well it might not be the real one but its still a number) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by tastey eh, but isn´t it much more interesting to talk about what really works Errr, not when you're trying to tell a joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by xtotaleclipsex Yeah but what if the girl says yea I do.....?? Then you say, "Do you want some more?"Hehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 I'm never one for pick up lines! I've found women are much more receptive when you introduce yourself or send them a drink. A friend of mine told me about a pick up line she'd heard one night when she was out, she liked it so I figured I'd give it a shot.I was having drinks in a bar one night, caught the girl next to one of my friends smiling at me, flipping her hair, sending hints, etc. I told her that she looked like my first wife (praying she'd ask how many times I've been married). She grinned and said, how many times have you been married? I said, none! She smiled and said, sit down. She loved it and couldnt resist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Originally posted by njdionysus I'm never one for pick up lines! I've found women are much more receptive when you introduce yourself or send them a drink. A friend of mine told me about a pick up line she'd heard one night when she was out, she liked it so I figured I'd give it a shot.I was having drinks in a bar one night, caught the girl next to one of my friends smiling at me, flipping her hair, sending hints, etc. I told her that she looked like my first wife (praying she'd ask how many times I've been married). She grinned and said, how many times have you been married? I said, none! She smiled and said, sit down. She loved it and couldnt resist! Def a very good one.....flirtatious without being obnoxious and very cute:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liteflyr Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Originally posted by njdionysus I'm never one for pick up lines! I've found women are much more receptive when you introduce yourself or send them a drink. A friend of mine told me about a pick up line she'd heard one night when she was out, she liked it so I figured I'd give it a shot.I was having drinks in a bar one night, caught the girl next to one of my friends smiling at me, flipping her hair, sending hints, etc. I told her that she looked like my first wife (praying she'd ask how many times I've been married). She grinned and said, how many times have you been married? I said, none! She smiled and said, sit down. She loved it and couldnt resist! oooh i like i like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Thanks ladies. I win! I win! What is my prize? lol. It works well as long as the girl asks how many times you've been married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Nice legs you got there, What time do they open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvsr2r Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 u approach her saying: "is it true that women know within the first 5 seconds if they wanna have sex with a guy or not ?" ....she will reply YES cuz its true..and u say.."SO?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by darrellg 1.I wish you were a door so I could bang you all daylong. i never banged a door in my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxsweetie Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 This one is my personal fave (someone actually used it on me a few weeks ago)"You know what would look really good on you? ...Me":laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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