naomi1 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Did you know...It is impossible to lick your elbow.A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.A shrimp's heart is in its head.In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no onereported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.Horses can't vomit.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vesselin your head or neck and die.If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.Most lipstick contains fish scales.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Thanks Naomi! I am full of useless information like all this stuff! Now I can annoy even more people w/these pointless facts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 great, now the limited capacity of my brain is filled with more useless facts.(and yes, I did try to lick my elbow ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by shroomy great, now the limited capacity of my brain is filled with more useless facts.(and yes, I did try to lick my elbow ) LMAO!!! Me toooooo....lolol:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by naomi1 If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? and now a useless answer http://www.snopes2.com/legal/et.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 um...thanks?!? lol:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 I also did the same trying to lick my elbow. LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravengirl Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 i will be using this usless info that u have given us oh great guru of usless info i m gona laugh so hard watching my friends try to lick their elbows:laugh: lol3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Thanx Naomi, you keep this board alive! Those were some funny facts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 26 Author Report Share Posted July 26 Anytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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