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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would

now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)

one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10

cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.

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