raverdoll Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?""You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.God is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 :laugh: ...nicethat reminds me of this too: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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