sunnyhost Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 I found some of these pretty funny...and I think som eof u are even studying law...so here u go...enjoy! :-)TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW, BUT AREN'T:10. Have you looked through her briefs?9. He is one hard judge.8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.6. Is it a penal offense?5. Better leave the handcuffs on.4 For $300 an hour, she'd better be good.3. Can you get him to drop his suit?2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.And the number one thing that sounds dirty in law, but isn't:1. Think you can get me off?and, a bonus ...TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:10. I need to whip it out by 5.9. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my box.7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!5. Hmmmmm....I think it's out of fluid.4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.3. It's an entry-level position.2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?And the number one thing that sounds dirty in the office, but isn't:1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Originally posted by sunnyhost I found some of these pretty funny...and I think som eof u are even studying law...so here u go...enjoy! :-)TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW, BUT AREN'T:1. Think you can get me off?TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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