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how bad were you at sucking dick or eating pussy...

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for the first time?

I am guessing I was bad at it , although I remember loving it so much!

I do remember getting a blowjob from a girl that never gave one before. not very good at all... a lot of teeth and no rhythm, but a few lessons with me and she turned out to be a pro:D

anyone else with some bad oral stories?

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Honestly, I thought I was terrible at it, but the girl I did it to told me it was the best she ever had. She said that my bro's ex (her friend) told her that he was great at it too and that it must run in the family. :D It's funny because I was so afraid that I would suck at it.

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there is a lot of pressure riding on our performance.

you don't want to be the guy that sucks at it and she tells everyone that you stink at eating her peach

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Originally posted by nycchic24

hell i was a natural ;)

yea, you naturally stunk at it.

bawawahahahahahahaha

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I watched a lot of porn and got a lot of pointers from my older friends in high school.......what no one told me is that there is only so long you can go with your tongue hangin out your mouth without it cramping up on you.....I thought that was just me so I kept going till my whole mouth was in pain from the cramping.

I remeber that like I remember my first time gettin laid

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i'm probably not that good at it. but i can't do it anymore anyway - too many bad memories and associations with it. i'll have to get past that with someone i really care about, and, i figure that, when i'm in that kind of relationship, i'll learn to be pretty damn kickass at it :) .

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Originally posted by weyes

i'm probably not that good at it. but i can't do it anymore anyway - too many bad memories and associations with it. i'll have to get past that with someone i really care about, and, i figure that, when i'm in that kind of relationship, i'll learn to be pretty damn kickass at it :) .

I give you my word I'll signal :aright:

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Actually I didn't really get into it until recently... didn't really know what to do (see that's where this porn would have come in handy....lol) and quite honestly, I didn't feel like too many of the guys "deserved" the effort either....which makes me think though, noone ever complained.... oh well, apparently though, I've proved to be a very quick and good learner :D

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Originally posted by djjonstephen

I watched a lot of porn and got a lot of pointers from my older friends in high school.......what no one told me is that there is only so long you can go with your tongue hangin out your mouth without it cramping up on you.....I thought that was just me so I kept going till my whole mouth was in pain from the cramping.

oh yeah, i know what you´re talking about. what i found that helps is giving your tounge little "active pauses". take your tounge move it to the inner top of your mouth, so the tip of your tounge touches the back of your front teeth, then move it from the left to the right. much more relaxing than licking up and down with your tounge outta your mouth. also it feels different for her, as the bottom of your tounge has a MUCH softer texture :)

but what do *i* know ;)

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Originally posted by nycchic24

that ws a great comeback! :rolleyes: lol

I am quick like that:D :tongue:

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i remember that when i first went down on a girl i did more with my fingers than my tongue. i wanted to stick my tongue in it, cuz well, it was my first time. but the taste kinda shocked me, and i didnt enjoy it that much. after that, i did it for a few more girls, and i still dont think i was anything special. it wasnt until one special girl that i really felt comfortable with, and she let me do wutever i wanted down there, so i was able to try new things and really work my magic. now i cant get enough of it. i love bein down there and stickin my face in it, lol. i havent eaten a girl in a loooooong time though, cuz i just dont do it to anyone, and i havent been in anything even remotely serious lately, so i havent munched in a while. but god im craving. i love nothing more than the taste and smell of it, and knowing im gettin the girl off. god it drives me wild!!! :goofy:

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Originally posted by sexxyme

lol..

I was pretty good, he didn't believe me that he was my 1st at that..:D

me too... i was a natural ;) took a lil practice to get to where i am now... :tongue: but... i was told i was a natural lol :grin:

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I was born to eat :licker:

Although the first time I went downtown I nearly got a concussion...I was down for a good 20 minutes and i was holding her up to my face...both my hands on her backside....I hit her spot and she let out a gasp...so i dug deeper...thats when her legs bucked and she nailed me with her heel aainst my left temple.....wow was I seeing stars.

Lesson learned? : Leg control...when things get past their peak ...grab those legs and hold on tight.

:flame:

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Originally posted by tastey

oh yeah, i know what you´re talking about. what i found that helps is giving your tounge little "active pauses". take your tounge move it to the inner top of your mouth, so the tip of your tounge touches the back of your front teeth, then move it from the left to the right. much more relaxing than licking up and down with your tounge outta your mouth. also it feels different for her, as the bottom of your tounge has a MUCH softer texture :)

but what do *i* know ;)

I said my FIRST time.....I have since learned a few tricks. Thats one in my repetoire though, I see you got some custom moves too.

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The first time I ate pussy, I couldn't do it for shit and I didn't particularly enjoy it. Since then I've learned how to do it much better, and in great part because I know I can gratify her that way, I actually enjoy it a lot now. BTW, for those of you who make fun of the gap, there are things I can do with it that you'll never be able to do :P

As for sucking dick, I was a natural (I know some wiseass comment is coming from that one). First guy I ever went down on was like "whoa, you could suck the chrome off a bumper". Unfortunately, I don't really like doing that anymore, so sorry guys, I don't think you'll get to see my skills anytime soon....

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