naomi1 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 >Liquor Warning for 2002> >> >Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor> >manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following> >warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the> >hell happened to your bra.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are> >whispering when you are not.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a> >retard.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends> >over and over again that you love them.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that> >ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the> >morning.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically> >converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical> >Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the> >morning and see something really scary.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable> >rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are> >tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are> >invisible.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are> >laughing WITH you.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the> >time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally> >disappear.> >> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Nooooow they tell me:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli24 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Why did they take this long to come up with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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