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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play

> together.


> One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to

> sink.


> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the

> farmer

> for help!


> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.


> Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no

> avail,

> for he had gone to town with the only tractor.


> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new BMW Z-3.


> Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope,

> hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.


> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken

> arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope

> the chicken tossed to him.


> After tying the other end to the farmer's car, the chicken then drove

> slowly

> forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!


> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,

> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.


> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best

> pals.


> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,

> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!


> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.


> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would

> then

> lift him out of the pit.


> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving

> his life.


> The moral of the story?


> When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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