dgmodel Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play> together.> > One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to> sink.> > Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the> farmer> for help!> > Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.> > Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no> avail,> for he had gone to town with the only tractor.> > Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new BMW Z-3.> > Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope,> hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.> > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken> arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope> the chicken tossed to him.> > After tying the other end to the farmer's car, the chicken then drove> slowly> forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!> > Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.> > The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best> pals.> > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!> > The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.> > Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would> then> lift him out of the pit.> > The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving> his life.> > The moral of the story?> > When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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