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KENNY:

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>>A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from

>>an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey to him the

>>next day. The next day the farmer drove up in his old truck and told

>Kenny,

>>"Sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny

>>replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't

>>do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, just bring me

>>the donkey."

>>The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?" Kenny,

>>"I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a

>>dead donkey!" Kenny said,

>>"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

>>A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "So, what

>>happened with the dead donkey?" Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500

>>tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.00." The farmer said,

>>"Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny replied, "Just the guy who won. So I

>>gave him his $2 back."

>>Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

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