naomi1 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma slipped into her nighties for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She said "What?" He said "Put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said. "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!" With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said "Hell, I can't get into your panties." She said, "That's right and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 :laugh: LOL I love your signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted August 11 Author Report Share Posted August 11 Originally posted by rachel1997 :laugh: LOL I love your signature! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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