ATTN: CRACKORN ASS NEEDED AS LAUNCHING PAD FOR MY BOTTLE ROCKETS!

[eggmok]

where is that silly little freak . . .

last year we had so much fun shooting bottle rockets and M80's out of his ass . . .

did you know he can fit those huge rockets in his ass . . .

we were having so much fun cause i'd carry him on my shoulder and use his ass as a high powered bazooka . . .

we had to stop prematurely when a roman candle imploded in his ass and literally gave him a new ass crack . . .

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Life is too short to be small.

[eggmok]

is that whore cheating on me again . . .

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Life is too short to be small.