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Psychology and Proctology

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychology and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors

changed it to:

"Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council , they changed the sign to:

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go!

Next they tried "Catatonics and high Colonics" Thumbs down again.

Then came, "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives." Still not good.

How about, "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.

So they tried, "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go.

Nor did: "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and

Checks", "Loons and Moons either work.

Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title

they thought might be acceptable to the council:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Professional Treatment for Odds and Ends."


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