ou812 Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychology and Proctology."The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to:"Hysterias and Posteriors."This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council , they changed the sign to:"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go!Next they tried "Catatonics and high Colonics" Thumbs down again.Then came, "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives." Still not good.How about, "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.So they tried, "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go.Nor did: "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Checks", "Loons and Moons either work.Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be acceptable to the council:"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Professional Treatment for Odds and Ends."APPROVED BY THE TOWN COUNCIL !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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