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So im walking down the beach the other day and I see a little lobster with a cute little lobster face. I picked him up and guess what he could talk!! He's was all like "Squeaky squeaky splat splat" So I bring him to the mall and by him a sleeveless Armani shirt so his huge claw arms could hang out, We went to temps and he started to drink lots of yellow smoothies.. He picked up a certain some one from temps and brought her home

You know who you are give me my fucking lobster back you cunt!!

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Originally posted by notallthere

So im walking down the beach the other day and I see a little lobster with a cute little lobster face. I picked him up and guess what he could talk!! He's was all like "Squeaky squeaky splat splat" So I bring him to the mall and by him a sleeveless Armani shirt so his huge claw arms could hang out, We went to temps and he started to drink lots of yellow smoothies.. He picked up a certain some one from temps and brought her home

You know who you are give me my fucking lobster back you cunt!!

your fucken shot

:blown: :blown: :blown:

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Originally posted by notallthere

So im walking down the beach the other day and I see a little lobster with a cute little lobster face. I picked him up and guess what he could talk!! He's was all like "Squeaky squeaky splat splat" So I bring him to the mall and by him a sleeveless Armani shirt so his huge claw arms could hang out, We went to temps and he started to drink lots of yellow smoothies.. He picked up a certain some one from temps and brought her home

You know who you are give me my fucking lobster back you cunt!!

honey, sometimes I wonder what you are ON!!! :D

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Originally posted by notallthere

So im walking down the beach the other day and I see a little lobster with a cute little lobster face. I picked him up and guess what he could talk!! He's was all like "Squeaky squeaky splat splat" So I bring him to the mall and by him a sleeveless Armani shirt so his huge claw arms could hang out, We went to temps and he started to drink lots of yellow smoothies.. He picked up a certain some one from temps and brought her home

You know who you are give me my fucking lobster back you cunt!!

THANK GOD YOU DIDNT PICK UP ANY CRABS!!!!! :laugh::D

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