naomi1 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an oldfarmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some badnews, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."The farmer said, "Can't do that, I went and spent it already."Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened withthat dead donkey?"Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $ 898."Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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