ecstatichigh35 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 And I completely forgot to wipe my ass. So the rest of the night goes by, and I get home at like 7am, goto take a piss and notice that I have all this dried up shit on my ass hair. It was the nastiest fuckin thing. It was so much too and I didn't know what to do because it was like gum, there was no way to get it off at this point. So i take a pair of scissors and cut the hair off with the dried up shit attached to it. Finally the shit is gone, but a couple minutes later I realize that my asshole is starting to burn and I investigate and realize that there are a few small cuts and burns around it, no idea where those came from, but it was sooo uncomfortable. I guess it's cause my ass hair was gone and my ass cheeks were just rubbing together. So now my asshole is burning liek a fuckin bitch. I can't wait till my ass hair grows back, I'll appreciate it so much more now. so the moral of this story is always wipe your ass after you take a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeeker Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 yo, in all seriousness, thanks for sharing that. that was exactly what I wanted to hear while eating my lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by ecstatichigh35 And I completely forgot to wipe my ass. So the rest of the night goes by, and I get home at like 7am, goto take a piss and notice that I have all this dried up shit on my ass hair. It was the nastiest fuckin thing. It was so much too and I didn't know what to do because it was like gum, there was no way to get it off at this point. So i take a pair of scissors and cut the hair off with the dried up shit attached to it. Finally the shit is gone, but a couple minutes later I realize that my asshole is starting to burn and I investigate and realize that there are a few small cuts and burns around it, no idea where those came from, but it was sooo uncomfortable. I guess it's cause my ass hair was gone and my ass cheeks were just rubbing together. So now my asshole is burning liek a fuckin bitch. I can't wait till my ass hair grows back, I'll appreciate it so much more now. so the moral of this story is always wipe your ass after you take a shit. that isn't even funny dude. thats totally gross. This is called Clubplanet messageboard not "post your degenerate stories bored" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 thats disgusting...not funny either, and everyone knows you were trying to be funny with that bullshit.... soulda just said $3 blowjobs instead of making everyone sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by bbbooom thats disgusting...not funny either, and everyone knows you were trying to be funny with that bullshit.... soulda just said $3 blowjobs instead of making everyone sick are you serious, u tihnk i'm making this up, my ass is killing me right now, i can barely walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 thak you:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 how do you forget to wipe your ass? its like forgeting to breath... it just happenes automatically when u are in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 well i dont remember seeing any toilet paper, so i guess i just didn't think of it, or maybe i was just really fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwilson Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 ecstatichigh35, that shit is so funny. LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enviable1 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by ecstatichigh35 well i dont remember seeing any toilet paper, so i guess i just didn't think of it, or maybe i was just really fucked up You musta still really been fucked up on sum really extatically high shit when you started to post this thread. Right everyone????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by enviable1 You musta still really been fucked up on sum really extatically high shit when you started to post this thread. Right everyone????? umm, right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 :puke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-tec Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 your lucky you didnt get any ass lsat night...sum lucky lady almost got a great surprise:worry: :worry2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 Originally posted by danwilson ecstatichigh35, that shit is so funny. LMAO. im not surprised by your reply you degenerate piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 one thing i enjoy to is at my job, when i have to take a shit, i take these massive shits in the employees bathroom and i don't flush. It stays there overnight so by 9am, the water is black and the shit is white, sometimes i take the shit in the cutomers bathroom. AND I DON'T FORGET TO WIPE MY ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by danwilson ecstatichigh35, that shit is so funny. LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by az-tec your lucky you didnt get any ass lsat night...sum lucky lady almost got a great surprise:worry: :worry2: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by thehype one thing i enjoy to is at my job, when i have to take a shit, i take these massive shits in the employees bathroom and i don't flush. It stays there overnight so by 9am, the water is black and the shit is white, sometimes i take the shit in the cutomers bathroom. AND I DON'T FORGET TO WIPE MY ASS Well, if that's the kind of person you are I'd recommend you try pulling a couple of upper deckers while you are at work. I'm sure your employers would get a kick out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by ou812 Well, if that's the kind of person you are I'd recommend you try pulling a couple of upper deckers while you are at work. I'm sure your employers would get a kick out of that. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulshaker541 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 That is absolutely vile. I can't understand why you would want to share that story with anyone. If I were you, I would have kept that one to myself. Some things are better left only known to yourself..... :vomit3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by ou812 Well, if that's the kind of person you are I'd recommend you try pulling a couple of upper deckers while you are at work. I'm sure your employers would get a kick out of that. [/QUOTLAst Summer on a Hot Augest Day, I was fed wit the new Boss's bullshit that i Decided to take matters in my own hand. So I went to McDonalds, got a #5 supersize, And i took that biggest shit on the roof of his brand new Accord. He still has no idea who did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by thehype Originally posted by ou812 Well, if that's the kind of person you are I'd recommend you try pulling a couple of upper deckers while you are at work. I'm sure your employers would get a kick out of that. [/QUOTLAst Summer on a Hot Augest Day, I was fed wit the new Boss's bullshit that i Decided to take matters in my own hand. So I went to McDonalds, got a #5 supersize, And i took that biggest shit on the roof of his brand new Accord. He still has no idea who did it I'm really REALLY hoping that youre joking...please tell me that youre joking..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulshaker541 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Okay this has become utterly disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by ou812 Well, if that's the kind of person you are I'd recommend you try pulling a couple of upper deckers while you are at work. I'm sure your employers would get a kick out of that. what does that mean ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by weyes what does that mean ? If you don't know....................then you don't wanna know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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