dgmodel Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK>> >>> >>> >>> > 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP>> >>> >>> >>> > 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER>> >>> >>> >>> > 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY>> >>> >>> >>> > 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT>> >>> >>> >>> > 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER>> >>> >>> >>> > 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG>> >>> >>> >>> > 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.>> >>> >>> >>> > 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY>> >>> >>> >>> > 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE>> >>> >>> >>> > 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER>> >>> >>> >>> > 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK>> >>> >>> >>> > 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT>> >>> >>> >>> > 13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS>> >>> >>> >>> > 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE>> >>> >>> >>> > 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER>> >>> >>> >>> > 16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER>> >>> >>> >>> > 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL>> >>> >>> >>> > 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION>> >>> >>> >>> > 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL>> >>> >>> >>> > 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER>> >>> >>> >>> > 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!>> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT>> > :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by dgmodel 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY :laugh: thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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