comments made by sports commentators

[stogiey2k2]

Here are some comments made by sports commentators

that I'm sure they would like to take back:

>

> 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch

and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I

saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it

was amazing."

>

> 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is

really a lovely horse and I speak from personal

experience since I once mounted her mother."

>

> 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is

absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind

it which is exactly identical to the one in front of

the similar one in back."

>

> 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my

parents, especially my mother and father."

>

> 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been

injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of

them really that serious."

>

> 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I

should think we can expect the same thing again."

>

> 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the

opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all

over their faces."

>

> 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah,

isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president

is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

>

> 9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is

everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the

field."

>

> 10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons

Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each

final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses

them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[mrmatas2277]

:laugh: ...i have seen this joke before, still made me laugh just as hard... :laugh:

[lolahotass]

:laugh:

[vicman]

:laugh:

funny shit