naomi1 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 > An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing.> He called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.> "Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."> So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away ..let's see what happens." "Honey, what's for supper?"No response. So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away."Honey, what's for supper?"No response. So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away."Honey, what's for supper?"No response. At the kitchen door, ten feet away."Honey, what's for supper?"STILL no response. So he walks right up behind her."Honey, what's for supper?""For the fifth time, CHICKEN!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 :laugh: LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 hard of hearing is more like Naomi in the mornings at work.Naomi coffee is ready, what???Naomi coffee is ready, what???Just come freakin get the coffee damn it!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by stogiey2k2 hard of hearing is more like Naomi in the mornings at work.Naomi coffee is ready, what???Naomi coffee is ready, what???Just come freakin get the coffee damn it!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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