vanessa23 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 A friend of mine sent this to me.... Thought it was kind of funny......Pay attention guys!-VREAL MAN UNIVERSITY: A new 2-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just 6 trimesters, you too can be a real man-as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE >MEN 101 Combating stupidity >MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework >MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut >MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas WINTER SCHEDULE >MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques >MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3 AM >MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception >EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook >EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II >ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers SPRING SCHEDULE >MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Jerk When You're Wrong >MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence >MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex >MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers SECOND YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE >SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It >SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower >MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex >MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down >ELECTIVE (See Electives Below) WINTER SCHEDULE >MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency >MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children >MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver >MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Denzel Washington, Especially When Naked >MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1 SPRING SCHEDULE >MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) >MEN 221 Real Men Ask for Directions >MEN 213B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important 2 COURSE ELECTIVES >EAT 110 Cooking with Tofu >EAT 111 Utilization of Eating Utensils >EAT 112 Burping and Belching Discreetly >MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law >MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening >MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" >ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A) *Classes are offered at a reduced rate for retirees. Unlimited enrollment offered for extreme cases. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 LMAO!! :laugh: Way too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Very Funny!!!!!and where is the list of course for WOMEN DAMN IT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook Nowadays, I believe this class has more value if taught to women...Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by corinto Nowadays, I believe this class has more value if taught to women...Peace. Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtfury Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 here are the classes that should be offered for miami womenWOMEN101: "ITS NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY"WOMEN102: "FINDING THE CHEAPEST BOOB JOB"WOMEN103: "TAKING THE TERM STUCK UP BITCH TO A HIGHER LEVEL"WOMEN:104: "YES--THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND YOU"WOMEN105: "THE EMOTIONAL AND SOCIOLOGICAL CORRELATION BETWEEN A MAN AND THE CAR HE DRIVES"WOMEN106: "THE IMPORTANCE OF TOTAL DEPENDANCY ON YOUR PARENTS AND LIVING AT HOME UNTIL YOU ARE 36"WOMEN 107: "METHODS OF MANIPULATION"WOMEN 108: "PRACTICES AND METHODS IN GOING OUT ALL NIGHT WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND SOMEHOW NOT SPENDING A DIME"WOMEN 109: "MAY I NEVER WORK AGAIN---A LOOK AT A WOMAN'S STRUGGLE TO FREE HERSELF FROM EMPLOYMENT"WOMEN 110: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS-- THE VIP WRISTBAND" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by sgtfury here are the classes that should be offered for miami womenWOMEN101: "ITS NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY"WOMEN102: "FINDING THE CHEAPEST BOOB JOB"WOMEN103: "TAKING THE TERM STUCK UP BITCH TO A HIGHER LEVEL"WOMEN:104: "YES--THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND YOU"WOMEN105: "THE EMOTIONAL AND SOCIOLOGICAL CORRELATION BETWEEN A MAN AND THE CAR HE DRIVES"WOMEN106: "THE IMPORTANCE OF TOTAL DEPENDANCY ON YOUR PARENTS AND LIVING AT HOME UNTIL YOU ARE 36"WOMEN 107: "METHODS OF MANIPULATION"WOMEN 108: "PRACTICES AND METHODS IN GOING OUT ALL NIGHT WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND SOMEHOW NOT SPENDING A DIME"WOMEN 109: "MAY I NEVER WORK AGAIN---A LOOK AT A WOMAN'S STRUGGLE TO FREE HERSELF FROM EMPLOYMENT"WOMEN 110: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS-- THE VIP WRISTBAND" LMAO! Its sad to say but most Miami women have this down pack. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtreme-1 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 PRICELESS!!!! LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by sgtfury here are the classes that should be offered for miami womenWOMEN101: "ITS NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY"WOMEN102: "FINDING THE CHEAPEST BOOB JOB"WOMEN103: "TAKING THE TERM STUCK UP BITCH TO A HIGHER LEVEL"WOMEN:104: "YES--THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND YOU"WOMEN105: "THE EMOTIONAL AND SOCIOLOGICAL CORRELATION BETWEEN A MAN AND THE CAR HE DRIVES"WOMEN106: "THE IMPORTANCE OF TOTAL DEPENDANCY ON YOUR PARENTS AND LIVING AT HOME UNTIL YOU ARE 36"WOMEN 107: "METHODS OF MANIPULATION"WOMEN 108: "PRACTICES AND METHODS IN GOING OUT ALL NIGHT WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND SOMEHOW NOT SPENDING A DIME"WOMEN 109: "MAY I NEVER WORK AGAIN---A LOOK AT A WOMAN'S STRUGGLE TO FREE HERSELF FROM EMPLOYMENT"WOMEN 110: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS-- THE VIP WRISTBAND" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Women suck men don't! nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Women suck men don't! nuff said Ummmmmm, yeah ~ how do you think we get you men to pay for everything? :laugh: Lola:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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