stogiey2k2 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 A hippie got on a bus and sat beside a hot nun."Can I have sex with you?" said the hippie. "No, I save myself for god." She was quiet until she got off. The bus driver said, "I know how you could have sex with her." "How?" "Well, she goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night, so you can hide and wear a white robe and put glow paint all over your body and say you are God." "Then?" "Then you force her to have sex with you." "Ok." So on Tuesday the hippie went to the cemetery and saw the nun. He popped out and said he was God and said she had to have sex with him.The nun said, "How about up the ass so that I remain a virgin." He said ok and after the sex he ripped off his robe and said "HA hahahahaha!! I'm the hippie!" The nun ripped off its robe and said "Hahahaha I'm the bus driver!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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