ou812 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.38. Duct tape won't fix that.37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a familysedan.36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.35. We don't keep firearms in this house.34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?33. You can't feed that to the dog.32. I thought Graceland was tacky.31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.30. Wrestling's fake.29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?28. We're vegetarians.27. Do you think my gut is too big?26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits andgravy.25. Honey, we don't need another dog.24. Who gives a darn who won the Civil War?23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.19. Trim the fat off that steak.18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.17. The tires on that truck are too big.16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.15. I've got it all on the C: drive.14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many grams of fat.9. Checkmate.8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.5. I don't have a favorite college team.4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.3. You All.2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.And, Number ONE is:1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by ou812 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight. funny........ yet scary cuz its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dknybabe2929 Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 that was funny:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.3. You All. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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