mrmatas2277 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 A beautiful blonde woman, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a >handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. > >She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he >have any odd jobs for her to do. > >"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" > >The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" > >The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she >might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the >conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch >goes all the way around the house?" > >A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. > >"You're finished already?" the husband asked. > >"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two >coats." > >Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to >her. > >"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 I see, you like make jokes about blondes. I'll all good...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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