glowgrlnyc Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 ..when you sneeze while you're driving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 lol... hell yeah... but whats worse is if you have to make a dookoo and youre stuck in traffic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 having to defocate while being in traffic is great..when compared to drivng @55mph while needing to drop a load..now thats rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted September 6 Author Report Share Posted September 6 Originally posted by dgmodel lol... hell yeah... but whats worse is if you have to make a dookoo and youre stuck in traffic... :laugh: Hahaha..that is the ULTIMATE WORST! I always seem to have to "go" when Im on my way to a club...thats why I have Tums in my car...hehehe...but seriously when you're in Traffic and you have to "GO" really bad knowing that you are still FAR from a Toilet Destination & you get that cold sweat numb feeling everywhere that you cant even concentrate on anything that going on or being said to you becuz your #1 concern is trying to focus on clenching your cheeks together and are having oasis-like images of a toilet bowl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 ROTFLMFAO... :laugh: ...ROTFLMAObubble-guts/liquor-shits are horrible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 when i was a little kid i started holdin in my sneezes. i used to close my nose with my hand so i wouldn't sneeze. now i don't have to do that anymore but i sneeze out of my mouth. kinda weird huh? (and maybe kinda disgusting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by dgmodel ROTFLMFAO... :laugh: ...ROTFLMAObubble-guts/liquor-shits are horrible... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 i was stuck in traffic the other day and i had to pee so bad... 45 minutes i was waiting when i got to the train station i unzipped and peed for like 6 minutes my eyes rolling back in my head the whole time it was magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc :laugh: Hahaha..that is the ULTIMATE WORST! I always seem to have to "go" when Im on my way to a club...thats why I have Tums in my car...hehehe...but seriously when you're in Traffic and you have to "GO" really bad knowing that you are still FAR from a Toilet Destination & you get that cold sweat numb feeling everywhere that you cant even concentrate on anything that going on or being said to you becuz your #1 concern is trying to focus on clenching your cheeks together and are having oasis-like images of a toilet bowl... omggggggg hahahaha i think thats the funniest thing ive heard all day :laugh: but seriously the best is when u've finally "went", and you are beyond relieved hahaur like ahhhhhhhh lol not to be gross but you know how it is lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted September 9 Author Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by romy20 but seriously the best is when u've finally "went", and you are beyond relieved hahaur like ahhhhhhhh lol not to be gross but you know how it is lol oh yeah i know exactly what youre saying...its like "AHhhhhhh...now I could finally function and carry out a normal conversation without saying every 5 seconds...Oh my GOD I cant hold it anymore...while cold sweat is dripping from your forehead!!!!..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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