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How Do u get a grl to Give it UP !

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Originally posted by vstanzi

how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say :confused:

. . . 'I'm a coke dealer' . . . .

WARNING! There is a high probability that strippers in the immediate vicinity will find it necessary to relieve you of your pants, jacket , wallet, and all other articles of clothing that may be considered adequate storage and/or hiding place for yayo . . . This will not be done in a pleasant manner . . .

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Originally posted by vstanzi

how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say :confused:

Variations on theme :

. . (If she's a strobe light hunny) . . . 'I'm a Prog house DJ' . . .

. . (If she's a DnB chick) . . . 'Aphrodite's shit is wack yo' . . .

. . (If she's a techno chick) . . . 'Fucking Junglists!!!' . . (Look indignant when you say it . . ) . .

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Originally posted by tastey

13 hu? well, find out where your parents are hiding their porn videos (if they have any), then invite a girl you want over and watch em. curiousity should do it. i´m serious.

shiet that'll works anyone at any age....good idea ..:D

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Originally posted by vstanzi

how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say :confused:

Dont listen to any of these people.....This is garunteed to work everytime....Just tell them you were a finalist on American Idol.....Dude, its been working for me all day long.....:aright:

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Originally posted by phuturephunk

WARNING! There is a high probability that strippers in the immediate vicinity will find it necessary to relieve you of your pants, jacket , wallet, and all other articles of clothing that may be considered adequate storage and/or hiding place for yayo . . . This will not be done in a pleasant manner . . .

:rofl:

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