stogiey2k2 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 A man and his wife were working in their garden one> > > day and the man looks over at his wife and says:> > > "Your butt is getting big, I mean really big. I bet> > > your butt is bigger than the barbecue."> > >> > > With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and> > > measure the grill and then went over to where his wife> > > was working and measured her bottom.> > >> > > "Yep, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than> > > the barbecue!!!"> > >> > > The woman chose to ignore her husband.> > >> > > Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a> > > little frisky. He makes some advances towards his> > > wife who completely brushes him off.> > > "What's wrong?" he asks.> > >> > > She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up> > > this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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