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a girl's prayer

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> > Lord,

> > Before I lay me down to sleep,

> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,

> > One who's willy's thick and long.

> > One who thinks before he speaks,

> > When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

> > I pray that he is gainfully employed,

> > And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

> > Massages my back and begs to do more.

> > Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

> > Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my

___ behind?"

> > One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

> > In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

> > I pray that this man will love me no end,

> > And never attempt to snag my best friend.

> > And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

> > I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.

> > Amen.

> >


> > Lord,

> > I pray for a girl with nice tits.

> > Amen.

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