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The Engineer And The Bike

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

thats a first... usually i find that people love my sig... but different stroked for different folks

as if two hot girls would actually invite you to join them....

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

They happen a lot more often then people think... and a lot less often then porn will make u believe...

ahhhh that is a great quote! :aright:

You know. . .as if the plumber/cable guy always shows up on time or something. . .

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Originally posted by clubkat

<~youve got me glowing right now! :love:

I want more than that tigress..... let me shove my blazing hot tounge in your pussy and set you caramel coloured body on fire then hose you down with .... well you know :tongue:

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Actually...funny you should mention this..a couple of weeks ago, a guy I know, asked me if I would join him and his gf in a 3some..(it was her idea)...:D He said "It's not like I really want to, but she thinks you're very pretty and she keeps on talking about you a lot"

lol Poor guy was being forced into a 3some :laugh:

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Originally posted by sexxyme

Actually...funny you should mention this..a couple of weeks ago, a guy I know, asked me if I would join him and his gf in a 3some..(it was her idea)...:D He said "It's not like I really want to, but she thinks you're very pretty and she keeps on talking about you a lot"

lol Poor guy was being forced into a 3some :laugh:

yeah poor guy :rolleyes:

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