trancerxn112 Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 The Engineer And The BikeTwo engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 lol...btw, i find your sig a tad disturbing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 7 Author Report Share Posted September 7 Originally posted by sassa i find your sig a tad disturbing... thats a first... usually i find that people love my sig... but different stroked for different folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Originally posted by trancerxn112 thats a first... usually i find that people love my sig... but different stroked for different folks as if two hot girls would actually invite you to join them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 7 Author Report Share Posted September 7 Originally posted by sassa as if two hot girls would actually invite you to join them.... lol thats funny that you would say that because one time... they did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by sassa as if two hot girls would actually invite you to join them.... two girls did last night with me... (Im Not Kidding) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 They happen a lot more often then people think... and a lot less often then porn will make u believe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 you speak the truth my brother... in my 23 yrs of life its only happend to me twice... yet in pornos its as common as shoes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by trancerxn112 They happen a lot more often then people think... and a lot less often then porn will make u believe... ahhhh that is a great quote! You know. . .as if the plumber/cable guy always shows up on time or something. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 8 Author Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by clubkat ahhhh that is a great quote! You know. . .as if the plumber/cable guy always shows up on time or something. . . lol yep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by clubkat ahhhh that is a great quote! You know. . .as if the plumber/cable guy always shows up on time or something. . . someone wanted thier pipes cleaned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by siceone someone wanted thier pipes cleaned? and get plugged. . .in. . .plugged in roarr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by clubkat and get plugged. . .in. . .plugged in roarr Time Place and How Deep kitty I will plug in and all night I will keep your face bright as fuck baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by siceone Time Place and How Deep kitty I will plug in and all night I will keep your face bright as fuck baby <~youve got me glowing right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 9 Author Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by siceone I will plug in and all night I will keep your face bright as fuck baby oh comeon!!! you can do better then that lyrical master... try again this time use a simile... Example: Im gonna tease you till you flow like a waterfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by sassa as if two hot girls would actually invite you to join them.... couples tend to invite me often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 9 Author Report Share Posted September 9 somebitch must be a hotbitch seriously though... doesnt it bother u when a couple invites u... what happens if you perform better than his gf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by clubkat <~youve got me glowing right now! I want more than that tigress..... let me shove my blazing hot tounge in your pussy and set you caramel coloured body on fire then hose you down with .... well you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 9 Author Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by siceone I want more than that tigress..... let me shove my blazing hot tounge in your pussy and set you caramel coloured body on fire then hose you down with .... well you know better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Actually...funny you should mention this..a couple of weeks ago, a guy I know, asked me if I would join him and his gf in a 3some..(it was her idea)... He said "It's not like I really want to, but she thinks you're very pretty and she keeps on talking about you a lot"lol Poor guy was being forced into a 3some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by sexxyme Actually...funny you should mention this..a couple of weeks ago, a guy I know, asked me if I would join him and his gf in a 3some..(it was her idea)... He said "It's not like I really want to, but she thinks you're very pretty and she keeps on talking about you a lot"lol Poor guy was being forced into a 3some yeah poor guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by siceone yeah poor guy My point exactly!DAMN GFs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 irina..just tell the ppl the truth....she was tryin to force me into a threesome with her and her best friend...i didnt want to..im not sharing her with anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by ghhhhhost irina..just tell the ppl the truth....she was tryin to force me into a threesome with her and her best friend...i didnt want to..im not sharing her with anyone U WISH!!! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 i wish i didnt say no...but u know..at least i still got u........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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