Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 if it is where do I sign up?? I really dont get them... they are against drugs, alcohol, smokes and even coffee... but they are allowed to bang two girls at the same time. what gives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gabo if it is where do I sign up??I seriously doubt you'd want to have to deal with more than one wife!I'm pretty sure polygamy is legal for mormons in Salt Lake City. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 I know what you mean... 2 times the nagging power. ugh. but also think of the sex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Think of the fighting between the wives! Think of menstrual synchronicity and twice the PMS! Haha, makes ya think twice, now does it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 I think they can have more than 2 actually....But you're right....Way too many headaches..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt Think of the fighting between the wives! Think of menstrual synchronicity and twice the PMS! Haha, makes ya think twice, now does it??? naaa the cat fights could be a lot of fun to watch... and think of the make up sex they would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gabo naaa the cat fights could be a lot of fun to watch... and think of the make up sex they would have. Sorry bub, but there will be no make up sex btwn the wives- homosexuality is a sin in the eyes of their church.OMG, I had the most horrible thought- what it would be like to have two husbands. Two boys to pick up after, feed, tend to their sensitive feelings and mood swings... Come to think of it, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have another woman to help take care of the man-child after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt Sorry bub, but there will be no make up sex btwn the wives- homosexuality is a sin in the eyes of their church.OMG, I had the most horrible thought- what it would be like to have two husbands. Two boys to pick up after, feed, tend to their sensitive feelings and mood swings... Come to think of it, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have another woman to help take care of the man-child after all... I want two wives!11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gabo I want two wives!11! So move to Utah! If you're into skiing, hey that's just another plus. Not to mention, the Sundance film festival is held there as wll.Ohhhh yeah, I almost forgot, I don't think your alcoholic ass could deal with Mormonism anyway. And I doubt that any Mormon woman would let you do those dirty things you like to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt So move to Utah! If you're into skiing, hey that's just another plus. Not to mention, the Sundance film festival is held there as wll.Ohhhh yeah, I almost forgot, I don't think your alcoholic ass could deal with Mormonism anyway. And I doubt that any Mormon woman would let you do those dirty things you like to do. and what dirty things do I like to do?? hmmmm?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gabo and what dirty things do I like to do?? hmmmm?? I think that for a Mormon, any kind of sex that doesn't involved a sheet w/a hole would be considered dirty. Nevermind you asking wife # 3 to bend over, spread her cheeks and let you I also don't think wife #2 would appreciate getting smacked on the ass and being called a nasty whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt I think that for a Mormon, any kind of sex that doesn't involved a sheet w/a hole would be considered dirty. Nevermind you asking wife # 3 to bend over, spread her cheeks and let you I also don't think wife #2 would appreciate getting smacked on the ass and being called a nasty whore. ugh that got me soo horny thinking about bending wife number 3 over and violating her ass, while wife 2 plays with herself as she watches us go at it... patiently waiting her turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gabo ugh that got me soo horny thinking about bending wife number 3 over and violating her ass, while wife 2 plays with herself as she watches us go at it... patiently waiting her turn. We're talking about Mormons here, not porn stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt We're talking about Mormons here, not porn stars. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt We're talking about Mormons here, not porn stars. but I have this ability to make innocent women into my own personal porn stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gabo but I have this ability to make innocent women into my own personal porn stars. Puh-lease, mister... I find it really hard to believe that any innocent woman would be able to deal with a pervert such as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt Puh-lease, mister... I find it really hard to believe that any innocent woman would be able to deal with a pervert such as yourself. I am a pervert... you're right about that.my closet is full of skeletons from innocent girls.no wait... that didnt come out right. you know what I mean. I corrupted you didnt I? oh wait maybe you did the corrupting... idk I forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 mormons...more like morons...Anyone ever see that movie...Orgasmo?"Jesus and I love you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 I'm pretty sure I've been corrupted all along.BTW, what are you still doing at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by tastyt I'm pretty sure I've been corrupted all along.BTW, what are you still doing at home? what am I doing home??!! what are you my mother!? I am on vacation this week. I have no place to go so I am posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 Originally posted by gabo what am I doing home??!! what are you my mother!? As a matter of fact- yes!Now quit talking with all these Internet weirdos and get washed up for supper young man!And don't forget to bring a jacket with you when you leave the house tonite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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