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Is it true that mormons can have 2 wives?

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if it is where do I sign up??

I really dont get them... they are against drugs, alcohol, smokes and even coffee... but they are allowed to bang two girls at the same time. what gives?

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Originally posted by tastyt

Think of the fighting between the wives! Think of menstrual synchronicity and twice the PMS! Haha, makes ya think twice, now does it??? :flame:

naaa the cat fights could be a lot of fun to watch... and think of the make up sex they would have.

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Originally posted by gabo

naaa the cat fights could be a lot of fun to watch... and think of the make up sex they would have.

Sorry bub, but there will be no make up sex btwn the wives- homosexuality is a sin in the eyes of their church.

OMG, I had the most horrible thought- what it would be like to have two husbands. Two boys to pick up after, feed, tend to their sensitive feelings and mood swings...

Come to think of it, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have another woman to help take care of the man-child after all... :rolleyes::laugh:

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Originally posted by tastyt

Sorry bub, but there will be no make up sex btwn the wives- homosexuality is a sin in the eyes of their church.

OMG, I had the most horrible thought- what it would be like to have two husbands. Two boys to pick up after, feed, tend to their sensitive feelings and mood swings...

Come to think of it, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have another woman to help take care of the man-child after all... :rolleyes::laugh:

I want two wives!11!

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Originally posted by gabo

I want two wives!11!

So move to Utah! If you're into skiing, hey that's just another plus. Not to mention, the Sundance film festival is held there as wll.

Ohhhh yeah, I almost forgot, I don't think your alcoholic ass could deal with Mormonism anyway. And I doubt that any Mormon woman would let you do those dirty things you like to do.

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Originally posted by tastyt

So move to Utah! If you're into skiing, hey that's just another plus. Not to mention, the Sundance film festival is held there as wll.

Ohhhh yeah, I almost forgot, I don't think your alcoholic ass could deal with Mormonism anyway. And I doubt that any Mormon woman would let you do those dirty things you like to do.

and what dirty things do I like to do?? hmmmm??

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Originally posted by gabo

and what dirty things do I like to do?? hmmmm??

I think that for a Mormon, any kind of sex that doesn't involved a sheet w/a hole would be considered dirty. Nevermind you asking wife # 3 to bend over, spread her cheeks and let you :licker:

I also don't think wife #2 would appreciate getting smacked on the ass and being called a nasty whore.

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Originally posted by tastyt

I think that for a Mormon, any kind of sex that doesn't involved a sheet w/a hole would be considered dirty. Nevermind you asking wife # 3 to bend over, spread her cheeks and let you :licker:

I also don't think wife #2 would appreciate getting smacked on the ass and being called a nasty whore.

ugh that got me soo horny thinking about bending wife number 3 over and violating her ass, while wife 2 plays with herself as she watches us go at it... patiently waiting her turn.

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Originally posted by gabo

ugh that got me soo horny thinking about bending wife number 3 over and violating her ass, while wife 2 plays with herself as she watches us go at it... patiently waiting her turn.

We're talking about Mormons here, not porn stars. :D

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Originally posted by tastyt

We're talking about Mormons here, not porn stars. :D

but I have this ability to make innocent women into my own personal porn stars.

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Originally posted by gabo

but I have this ability to make innocent women into my own personal porn stars.

Puh-lease, mister... I find it really hard to believe that any innocent woman would be able to deal with a pervert such as yourself.

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Originally posted by tastyt

Puh-lease, mister... I find it really hard to believe that any innocent woman would be able to deal with a pervert such as yourself.

I am a pervert... you're right about that.:D

my closet is full of skeletons from innocent girls.

no wait... that didnt come out right. you know what I mean.

I corrupted you didnt I? oh wait maybe you did the corrupting... idk I forgot.

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Originally posted by tastyt

I'm pretty sure I've been corrupted all along.

BTW, what are you still doing at home? :confused:

what am I doing home??!! what are you my mother!?

I am on vacation this week. I have no place to go so I am posting.

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Originally posted by gabo

what am I doing home??!! what are you my mother!?

As a matter of fact- yes!

Now quit talking with all these Internet weirdos and get washed up for supper young man!

And don't forget to bring a jacket with you when you leave the house tonite!

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