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pluryou

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Austin Powers: Mike Myers

Halloween fame: Michael Myers

btw- The new Friday the 13th, with Jason in space, is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen! Great tongue-in-cheek horror, for those who like that kinda thing.

Example: The people on the space station trap Jason on a holodeck, where they show a program of the camp where he killed.

Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna drink some beer?

Girl 2: Or smoke some pot?

Girl 1: Or how about premarital sex?

(girls take of top and get in sleeping bags)

Girls: We LOVE premartial sex!

(Cut to space station)

actors: Blah blah blah

(Cut to Jason on holodeck where he is beating one girl in a sleeping bag to death with the other girl in a sleeping bag)

Quality B-movie horror!

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Originally posted by pluryou

LOL

Lets hope he doesn't show up at Buzz this Friday. LOL My friend has a mask and bodysuit for him. Its really realistic.

Michael Myers is the one to be scared of. :eek:

You'll be perfectly fine!

....unless you start HAVING SEX! He always goes after the people having sex.

In my experience, Friday the 13ths are just great nights to get shitty! That and full moons.

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