stogiey2k2 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 WELCOME TO MIAMI.... I LOVE YOU, MIAMI!!! For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in SouthFlorida,here is a copy of the Miami/Fort Lauderdale Driver's Exam, and for those ofyouwho do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions andcultureare unique in South Florida, you may not have realized that the Dade andBrowardCounty Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special applicationanddriver's test solely for the South Florida Metropolitan Area.GREATER MIAMI / FORT LAUDERDALE AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:Name:___________________________ Stage name: _____________________Agent:___________________________ Attorney:________________________Therapist name:____________________________________________________Sex: _____male _____female _____formerly male _____formerly female____both*If female, indicate breast implant size:_________________________________Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate amotor vehiclein any way? Yes___________ No _____________Please list brand of cell phone:________________________________________*If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:_______________________________________________________________________________________________Please check hair color:Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde [ ] Blue rinse [ ] RedMales: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde [ ] Blue rinse [ ] RedTeenagers: [ ] Pink [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ]SkinheadPlease check activities you perform while driving: (Check all thatapply)[ ] Eating [ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee [ ] Applying make-up[ ] Shaving (male or female) [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kidsinthe back-seat[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [X] Snortingcocaine (alreadychecked for your convenience) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading South BeachMagazine[ ] Surfing the net via laptop [ ] Discharging firearms / ReloadingPlease indicate how many times:a) you expect to shoot at other drivers____________________________________ you expect to be shot at while driving__________________________________If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:a) Call the police to report the crime. Call Channel 7 News to report the crime, then track your car on thenews in ahigh-speed chase.c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phonecompanyfor 911call not going through.d) Call your therapist.In the event of a hurricane, you should :a) stop your car keep driving and hope for the best.c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 7e) camp out under a bridge on the I-95.f) Head down Alligator Alley at 120mph, horn blaring.Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week:______________________Are you presently taking any of the following medications?a) Prozac e) Valium Zovirax f) Zoloftc) Lithium g) All of the aboved) Zanax h) None of the above*If none, please explain: _____________________________________________Length of daily commute:a) Less than 1 hour d) 3 hours 1 hour e) 4 hoursc) 2 hours* If less than 1 hour, please explain:_____________________________________When stopped by police, you should:a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready. try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the I-95.c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thusensuringyourself of a hefty lawsuit.When turning, you should always signal your intentions by:a) using your directional signals. what is a "directional signal"?Which part of your car will wear out most often?a) the wiper blades the beltsc) the hornThe "bright" setting on your headlights is for:a) dark, poorly lit roads flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the wayc) revenge!Your rear view mirror is for:a) watching for approaching cars watching for approaching police carsc) checking your hairIn the instance of rain, you should:a) never drive over 5 MPH. drive twice as fast as usual.c) drive into the nearest canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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