donkeybitch Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 OK all you bitches...some of you have accepted the Donkey Patrol and are happy with the Donkeys...others are upset and mad at the Donkeys......My other fellow Donkeys want me to tell all the haters out there that they ARE FUCKING LOSERS AND CARE WAY TO MUCH ABOUT CP...ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MUST STAY IN YOUR LANE>...Just like Star says(hot97) "all you faggots must stay in your lane"...Incoming Donkeys:Donkeyburger - a former CPr who knows alot of you bitchesDonkeyslut- a multi billionaire who has alot of time to killDonkeyjuice- a familiar face at factory/tempts...who is probably one of the most jacked guys in jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 You forgot a few there:Donkeydouche - goes around cleaning used douche bags for beer money.Donkeydildo - purveyor of sex toys for people who are into beastiality.Donkeydiego - that little Mexican guy you see at all the clubs handing out towels in the men's room.Donkeydruggie - self-explanitory, that poor donkey who's perpetually in a k-hole.Donkeyhonkey - that albino who couldn't quite blend in when he moved to Atlanta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by ou812 You forgot a few there:Donkeydouche - goes around cleaning used douche bags for beer money.Donkeydildo - purveyor of sex toys for people who are into beastiality.Donkeydiego - that little Mexican guy you see at all the clubs handing out towels in the men's room.Donkeydruggie - self-explanitory, that poor donkey who's perpetually in a k-hole.Donkeyhonkey - that albino who couldn't quite blend in when he moved to Atlanta hahahahahhahah:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by ou812 You forgot a few there:Donkeydouche - goes around cleaning used douche bags for beer money.Donkeydildo - purveyor of sex toys for people who are into beastiality.Donkeydiego - that little Mexican guy you see at all the clubs handing out towels in the men's room.Donkeydruggie - self-explanitory, that poor donkey who's perpetually in a k-hole.Donkeyhonkey - that albino who couldn't quite blend in when he moved to Atlanta You are tooo funny!!! You must have some extra time on your hands to think up these!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdonkey Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Donkeyjuice!?!??!?!?!??!?!?I cannot wait to see this one........one of the most jacked guys in Jersey hey.....if he was in Tempt's, I think you are smokin crack.......lots of big guys in the club that I know..... dont remember any of em going by the name of donkeyjuice.....send out his stats and juice intake......somethin tells me this is another one of your ASSinine stories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdonkey Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Let me introduce myself by the way....I am Kingdonkey....All these other ass wipes donning the donkey title have no clue what they are talking about.....The donkey clan would not embarress themselves as these outcasts have done..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by kingdonkey Let me introduce myself by the way....I am Kingdonkey....All these other ass wipes donning the donkey title have no clue what they are talking about.....The donkey clan would not embarress themselves as these outcasts have done..... Well atleast you seem like you have some class!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdonkey Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 These mules are a lost cause....They have no respect for themselves let alone anyone else......I am constantly bailing them out of trouble, and aplogizing for thier immature antics.....Trust me, they are no threat to anyone..... they act tough online, but in reality, they are not a threat to anyone.....They hide behind their computer screens and play tough, knowing that they are safe at home, with Kingdonkey.....I try to keep them offline as much as possible, for reasons obvious, but when I am at work and they are unattended, this is what happens....My apologies to everyone...... dont hate the donkeys, pity them.....Donkey Boy and Donkey Bitch are still sleeping with plastic sheets on the bed..... The constant taunting from their older brothers tends to make them a bit hostile, and they have to make ammends by talking tough online as you have seen....Peace to you all the Club Planet members..... Just ignore my children and try to forgive them for being as they are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeywhore Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Listen here KIngdonkey...You are a fucking imposter and need to be beat the fuck up....Donkeyjuice...is fucking enormous...he will be on starting Monday and YES you all probably know him.....Does Ridgefield, NJ ring a bell.....Bling bling all you bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennijugs Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 Originally posted by ou812 You forgot a few there:Donkeydouche - goes around cleaning used douche bags for beer money.Donkeydildo - purveyor of sex toys for people who are into beastiality.Donkeydiego - that little Mexican guy you see at all the clubs handing out towels in the men's room.Donkeydruggie - self-explanitory, that poor donkey who's perpetually in a k-hole.Donkeyhonkey - that albino who couldn't quite blend in when he moved to Atlanta I LOVE YOU !!!! YOU ARE SOO FUNNY .... I THINK I PEED MY PANTS :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 CHUCKY MASTERSON IS THE DONKEY DICK YOUR A LOSER CHUCKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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