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Originally posted by where2tonight

Wish I could tell you the story but I just remembered that some people read this board that I cant have reading this one....My bad

well thats not fair...so when u read this u better call me up and tell me so i can have a laugh, b/c i'm sure its a good one :D

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Originally posted by where2tonight

Wish I could tell you the story but I just remembered that some people read this board that I cant have reading this one....My bad

Dont worry sweetie I'll tell them.

My son's boyfriend Jeff ran out of ky and vaseline, so they tried using pommade. (notice the other thread) Needless to say it didnt work too well. and his asshole was torn in the process. Now dont get me wrong I dont condone my son's homosexuality but he is my babyboy afterall. Finally I had to drive him to the ER to get his ass stitched up and the Doctor said no anal sex for a while. We get home and his friend is shoving a pickle jar up his ass. back to the ER so my boy is a little upset about the pickle jar thing just bear with him please. Thanks CP.

MOM

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Originally posted by where2nitesmom

Dont worry sweetie I'll tell them.

My son's boyfriend Jeff ran out of ky and vaseline, so they tried using pommade. (notice the other thread) Needless to say it didnt work too well. and his asshole was torn in the process. Now dont get me wrong I dont condone my son's homosexuality but he is my babyboy afterall. Finally I had to drive him to the ER to get his ass stitched up and the Doctor said no anal sex for a while. We get home and his friend is shoving a pickle jar up his ass. back to the ER so my boy is a little upset about the pickle jar thing just bear with him please. Thanks CP.

MOM

WTF??????

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Originally posted by where2nitesmom

Dont worry sweetie I'll tell them.

My son's boyfriend Jeff ran out of ky and vaseline, so they tried using pommade. (notice the other thread) Needless to say it didnt work too well. and his asshole was torn in the process. Now dont get me wrong I dont condone my son's homosexuality but he is my babyboy afterall. Finally I had to drive him to the ER to get his ass stitched up and the Doctor said no anal sex for a while. We get home and his friend is shoving a pickle jar up his ass. back to the ER so my boy is a little upset about the pickle jar thing just bear with him please. Thanks CP.

MOM

Dude shut up...

There is no way you are mrs. santo's!

She a nice lady unlike you!

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