djmikedr Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.> > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel > governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!> > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!> > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart > American.> > I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.> > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.> > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.> > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.> > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.> > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.> > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.> > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.> > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?> > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years Inthe > desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up > already.> > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend JesseJackson > practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of theproblem > and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?> > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you'rerunning > from them.> > I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking > the law, regardless of what color you are.> > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't wantyou > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world forthe > next four years.> > I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell mecrap > or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. Thesepeople > should be targets.> > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two > parents.> > And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?> > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.> > If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.> > We need our country back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 true.....so true...... That dude is a great man of our time, you gotta love that guy.... he is funny as hell and speaks the truth at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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