quoth Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT, BUT WHITE PEOPLE* WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold.** You should be wearing a jacket and long pants. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. Black folks do tan! 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8. Bob Hope has never been funny. 9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky Marciano.(So would Muhammad Ali) 10. Money isn't everything. 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Tupac is dead. 2. Gold plating does not make everything better. 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. There are some outfits that hats don't go with. 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8. Larry Bird could play. 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate 2. Its the Yankees not the Jankees 3. Your country's flag is not a decoration for the hood of your car 4. If _______(fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful and nice, what are you doing here??? 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement 7. There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo 8. Jesus is not a name for your son 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter 10. Despite what Rita Moreno sang......EVERYTHING IS NOT FREE IN AMERICA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ellinita Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Haha... that's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 that was funny as hell :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by quoth 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate LMGDAO!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Chicken is not a roommate bwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 nice... good stuff man. It is racist because it isn't balanced. There should be a section about 10 THINGS SPANISH PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE DON'TAny ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by quoth 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT, BUT WHITE PEOPLE* WON'T ADMIT: 5. Black folks do tan! Sure they do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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