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Subject: don't use anymore??

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to

find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was

about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these

words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.

Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered

her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of

the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were

worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they

were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater

you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks

were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into

anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked,

'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so,

here we are!"

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