elementx Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 Subject: don't use anymore??A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified tofind her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she wasabout to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with thesewords: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offeredher a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some ofthe roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes wereworn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because theywere out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweateryou never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slackswere worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit intoanymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked,'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so,here we are!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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