sassa Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving morethan 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where someonewants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a littlemath that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ?If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z... isrepresented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ass kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 :laugh: THAT WAS GREAT !! & SO TRUE:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sw33tti3 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 lolzzz....... N-I-C-E-! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantazy Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 this poster is actually hanging at my work. well, without the last two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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