teklord310 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 http://www.masturbationhorror.com/"When I was 19 I got drunk by myself. I was feeling really horny, and since I did not have a boyfriend at the time, I went to the fridge to look for something to masturbate with. All I found was a sausage, the kind that is about one and half inches around. I used that in both my vagina and ass and then passed out. The next morning I woke up and could tell I had something inside of me in both orifices, the back was easy to clear, I just used the bathroom. But when I tried to get the sausage out of my pussy I couldn't, it had broken off inside of me. After much trying with my fingers, I finally got scared and went to the hospital. So embarrassing, it just had to be a male doctor take it out.... Well now I only use my fingers...."Some messed up stories on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 This happened to my friend' sister. but w/ a hott dog. We have always called her Frank. It was so bad......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 . . . . Why am I suddenly so thankful that all I have to do is whip it out and spank to get my kicks . . . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quest1127 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 what bizarre chain of events lead you to find that sight:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinestro Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by teklord310 http://www.masturbationhorror.com/"When I was 19 I got drunk by myself. I was feeling really horny, and since I did not have a boyfriend at the time, I went to the fridge to look for something to masturbate with. All I found was a sausage, the kind that is about one and half inches around. I used that in both my vagina and ass and then passed out. The next morning I woke up and could tell I had something inside of me in both orifices, the back was easy to clear, I just used the bathroom. But when I tried to get the sausage out of my pussy I couldn't, it had broken off inside of me. After much trying with my fingers, I finally got scared and went to the hospital. So embarrassing, it just had to be a male doctor take it out.... Well now I only use my fingers...."Some messed up stories on there. LMAO!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaredgirl Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Thast why i never masturbate with any strange object,im scare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by perns2002 This happened to my friend' sister. but w/ a hott dog. We have always called her Frank. It was so bad......... no fucken way!!!!!!! that is awful... i dont understand why someone wouldnt just go buy a vibrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by somebitch no fucken way!!!!!!! that is awful... i dont understand why someone wouldnt just go buy a vibrator. lmao seriously :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 too cheap to buy a vibrator, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted October 12 Author Report Share Posted October 12 Originally posted by sassa too cheap to buy a vibrator, maybe? Maybe girls are ashamed of being seen in public buying a toy. Kind of like guys buying condoms for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 all i'm gonna say is... an industrial shopvac and your genitals DO NOT mix... :( (j/k) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted October 13 Author Report Share Posted October 13 Originally posted by joeg all i'm gonna say is... an industrial shopvac and your genitals DO NOT mix... :( What about a Dirt Devil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 Originally posted by quest1127 what bizarre chain of events lead you to find that sight:confused: ~~i kinda want to know that too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 Originally posted by teklord310 What about a Dirt Devil? like a 'dust buster'??? yeah, those work fine.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by teklord310 Maybe girls are ashamed of being seen in public buying a toy. Kind of like guys buying condoms for the first time. ha! girls are too ashamed to buy sex toys in public....... thats funny... cuz that very same girl... had to then go to a hospital to get sausage removed from her pooon... riiiiiiiiight... which one would u be more ashamed of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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