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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

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>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close

>the door.

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>This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly

>complicated way.

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>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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>Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

>refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)

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>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the

>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the

>repercussions of your previous actions.

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>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend

>except one. Which animal does not attend?

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>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

>just put him in there.

>This tests your memory.

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>OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you

>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

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>4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How

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>you manage it?

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>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the

>Animal

>Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals

>they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several

>correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the

>theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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