Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community
Sign in to follow this  
dgmodel

Are you Management material...

Recommended Posts

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

>

>

>

>

>

>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close

>the door.

>

>This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly

>complicated way.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

>refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)

>

>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the

>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the

>repercussions of your previous actions.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend

>except one. Which animal does not attend?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

>just put him in there.

>This tests your memory.

>

>

>

>

>OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you

>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How

>do

>you manage it?

>

>

>

>

>

>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the

>Animal

>Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

>

>

>

>

>

>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals

>they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several

>correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the

>theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Sign in to follow this  

×