rizzo Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Since day one when I began preaching the truth to troubled candy ravers, egotistical guidos, slutty broads, and even fat tubs of rhino flab like JoeG who goes clubbing on the internet, Dee Jay Jon Stephens has been that everlasting thorn in my side.Jon would reply to all most every thread I posted trying to act like the wise sage proving me wrong but later on ending up looking like the massive plumbing wrench that he is.I've come to a conclusion about Johnny Stephens after coming back home and seeing that he made two recent posts about me.The first Jon had 5 vanilla stolie's at Micky O'Mc'Flannigans Pub with his 19 Music DJ loving, pickle packing, anal spelunker friends.Jon realized how pathetic his Saturday night was for the 3rd straight month in a row and decided to lash out at the person he envy's. Totally sober, Jon wrote up some nonsene post acting drunk (Who the fuck wants to log onto Clubplanet when they are drunk????) saying that Im riding his dick.The second post Jon made was some imaginary Private Message he wrote up in about 30 minuets making it look picture perfect and showing the rest of his fanclub. Within minuets the horde of ignoranus's like Gremlin ghhhost, fat pig bong whore Sumbitch and co. replied with " ".With this being said I tried to realize what his obsession is so I disected Mr. Stephens the best I couldIts quite apparent that such a troubled and narsty person would try and play it cool and sit in the corner like a dunce, but DJ Jon wanted to try and run with the elites.After telling DJ Jon 10x times to meet me at Pangaea on a certain night the Greek monkey keeps evading the question while toting his world famous Sherlock Holmes hat, Matlock tie, and McGuyver pants to transform into the super sleuth which he is. The more I invite him to try and meet me and my friends, the more he says I'm some slob who looks like a crossbreed between Xpander, JoeG and ghhhost.With all that said, Jon...you get off MY dick. You will never live life on the finer side, never have the perks of being good looking, never have done things people only imagine. Due to that you lash out at what you dont have and try to call it fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 hey Everyone it's your Friendly neighborhood alpha black male Just came to say Rizzo you're a tool:tongue: if you're dying to meet everyone put you cell number up I'll call you when Im in town on friday we'll have some drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Its pretty sad that you waste your time doing all this shit....Lets just pretend for a second you are the person you say you are.....I doubt that you'd have enough time to so all this shit....And if you do waste your free time doing this then it doesnt say too much....Secondly, judging by the pics you've posted, it looks like you've done about 20 years worth of drugs in the span of a few years.....With that being said....I'm surprised you can even pull off these photoshop jobs much less turn a computer on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 I think my drama was a little bit more interesting. and dont try and use any of the comebacks on my thread... there copyrighted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3chmuzik Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 ROFLthis is PATHETICbut comedy at the sametimelong live dramasg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by nycmuzik2000 Its pretty sad that you waste your time doing all this shit.... You have loads of free time inbetween workLets just pretend for a second you are the person you say you enough time to so all this shit........you mean to "say all this shit" ???Wake up smokey, free time is bliss.And if you do waste your free time doing this then it doesnt say too much....It says im good at exposing the truth in a blunt way you gnat.Secondly, judging by the pics you've posted, it looks like you've done about 20 years worth of drugs in the span of a few years.....With that being said....I'm surprised you can even pull off these photoshop jobs much less turn a computer on..... nycmuzik2000HippieIrony????Once you get paid six digits come talk cheech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 rizzo......you should make your own humor web site lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 rizzo......I shit on youfuckin looozah tool wannabe modelSomeone tell me this though.....how does some supermodel for the likes of DKNY and Polo have enough time on their hands to do a picture up like that on some messageboard. That takes time and I know with my pathetic loser life I still don't have that kinda time on my hands......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrammarPolice Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 That's some funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 OMG....I looked back on that picture and read what it said and realized it was pretty damn funnyKeep doin what your doin rizzo cause even though you might be some stupid shit behind a computer with no life and nothing going for him, it is still damn funny readinHAIL TO THE MONGOLOIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by rizzo You have loads of free time inbetween workNot as much as you think.....And I do more with it than come on messageboards with the sole purpose being to fuck around with people.....you mean to "say all this shit" ???Wake up smokey, free time is bliss.I actually meant to say "do all this shit.".....But thanks for correcting me....I'll sleep alot better tonight.....It says im good at exposing the truth in a blunt way you gnat.It seems you're the only one that feels that way.....nycmuzik2000HippieIrony????Once you get paid six digits come talk cheech. Only six digits....I'd rather not wait a few years before I meet you.......Unfortunetly, you're just another retard that talks alot shit from behind his computer so I guess that day will never come..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 i usually enjoy ur post's rizzo..but this one is def. lackin originality...weak bro..weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aphelion Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 i dont know about jon being an asshole, but he's damn sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by djjonstephen rizzo......I shit on youfuckin looozah tool wannabe modelSomeone tell me this though.....how does some supermodel for the likes of DKNY and Polo have enough time on their hands to do a picture up like that on some messageboard. That takes time and I know with my pathetic loser life I still don't have that kinda time on my hands......... For the simple minds. Let me tell you how it works.You get 1 or 2 campaigns every 2 months or so.You travel to do runways every season.You may get sidework here and there.There are times when one goes for months without work, but if sucessful the money he/she collected over time will be a good pillow.With that being said you tools, I have plenty of free time. You make it sound like spending 20 minuets to do a write up is like sitting in your basement 24/7. As for the sitting behind computer line you play out. I'll use my line which I beat to death.. I told you where I'd meet you, but keep ignoring it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madrusso Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 okey, guesss I am a simple mind... let me tell you how I saw from my sidecampaigns, if you majorly lucky you get one, and its what? couple of g's here and there? and fuck Helmut Lang it better be some fucking Target or something, cause it will last! And the Big Pimp - the agency, and your sub-pimp booker, will take like what? 30% percent of your earnings before taxes? runway shows, they never pay, we never paid. They promise you free garments, but they never give, but you hope for exposure so you do it anyway. And you hope to get friends with this particular designer who casted you out of 200 boys who look absolutely alike and you kiss his or her ass hoping you will end up in the campaign some day. then the city rent comes, and you move to Brooklyn with 2 roomates, and end up doing some arab trade shows in Holliday Inn, the smart ones dont blow the money away and get education while working, but the majority thinks that the next logical step is acting....GLAMOUR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by rizzo For the simple minds. Let me tell you how it works.You get 1 or 2 campaigns every 2 months or so.You travel to do runways every season.You may get sidework here and there.There are times when one goes for months without work, but if sucessful the money he/she collected over time will be a good pillow.With that being said you tools, I have plenty of free time. You make it sound like spending 20 minuets to do a write up is like sitting in your basement 24/7. As for the sitting behind computer line you play out. I'll use my line which I beat to death.. I told you where I'd meet you, but keep ignoring it. . . . It must feel great to wake up in the morning and be useful . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 nice try but not very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by djjonstephen OMG....I looked back on that picture and read what it said and realized it was pretty damn funnyKeep doin what your doin rizzo cause even though you might be some stupid shit behind a computer with no life and nothing going for him, it is still damn funny readinHAIL TO THE MONGOLOIDS this comment almost made me SAD :cry: what a reply.....i was hoping for something more original, after such an elaborate analysis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Rizzo owns you people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 tell kate moss I wanna give her the shocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by ou812 tell kate moss I wanna give her the shocker that was such a Jersey comment! hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy that was such a Jersey comment! hahahahahahaha Is it, swing by sometime, I'll teach you all of my catch phrases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasix Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 my only hope is that I never sink to the level of spending my own time just to hate on other people. sad. really fuckin sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted October 21 Report Share Posted October 21 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Rizzo owns you people. Eh, so he does. But by now, the act's old and nobody really cares anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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