Poopie...

[stogiey2k2]

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no

poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but

there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels

unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your

underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've

pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie

some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get

it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush

without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night

of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of

the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. <--- my fav

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all

you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it

was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your

butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though

you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it

loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you

are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!