stogiey2k2 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 >Good Sex...... > >Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a >person is >sexually active or not. > >1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find >that when >woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone >estrogen, >which make hair shiny and skin smooth. > >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of >suffering >dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat >produced cleanses >the pores and makes your skin glow. > >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on >during that >romantic dinner. > >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It >stretches and >tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's >more enjoyable >than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special >sneakers! > >5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depres sion. It >releases the chemical > >endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of >euphoria and >leaving you with a feeling of well-being. > >6. The more sex you have, the more you will be >offered. The sexually >active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals >called >pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the >opposite sex crazy! > >7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS >10 TIMES MORE >EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. > >8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. >Kissing encourages >saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the >level of the acid >that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. > >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking >session can release >the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. > > >10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex >is a natural >an tihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay >fever. > >This message has been sent to you for good luck in >sex. The original >is >in a room in Malaise. It has been sent around the >world nine times. > >Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will >visit you, >within >four days of receiving this message, provided you, in >turn, send it on. > > >If you don't then you will never receive good sex >again for the rest >of >your life. > >You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals >will rot and >fall >off. > >This is no joke! > >Send copies to people you think need sex (who >doesn't?) > >Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no >price. > >Do not keep this message. > >This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. > >Please send ten copies and see what happens in four >days. > >Since the copy mu st tour the world, you must send it. > > >This is true, even if you are not superstitious. >GOOD SEX, but please remember: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I had good sex yesterday and today!!! :tongue: peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by corinto I had good sex yesterday and today!!! :tongue: peace. Ahhhh Yeahhhhhhhhand did you smoke a cig after that???That's when you did a good job lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 i plowed a chick in her bum lastnight. so i'm straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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